Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
That accounts for only three of the penises
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
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