No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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