David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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