Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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