the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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