When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
You like pics of my balls that much?
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