I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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