Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
