I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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