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You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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