i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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