i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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