what if every blade of grass was a penis?
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
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