Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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