physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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