Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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