I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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