I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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