oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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