So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
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he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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