if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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