Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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