Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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