If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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