I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
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