I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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