this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
Randomize
