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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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