Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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