I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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