Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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