Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
only you would photoshop your dick
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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