the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
it's like iHOP with fire
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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