what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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