I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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