is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
there was a trapeze. enough said
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
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