Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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