I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
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