i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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