After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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