I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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