You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
We need to get me chipped asap
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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