How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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