google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
Randomize