everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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