Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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