There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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