I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
tell me about the fingering
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