Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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