Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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