I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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