Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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