how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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